Thank goodness! USA Today announces plan to save planet and stamp out obesity all at once. All we have to do is:
"Get out of your car and walk or bike half an hour a day instead of driving."
Oh, okay. Sure, that makes sense. Instead of driving all the way to work, I'll just park a couple of miles away and walk the rest of the way. Nothing to it.
Never mind the random cars pulled up on sidewalks or just sitting in the middle of the road a mile from someone's destination.
Hey, it could work.